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 Welcome to Dumb Guy Deep Cuts. This idea was conceived during an extended period of day drinking over the summer and in true dumb guy fashion, went absolutely nowhere until just now. We have some strong opinions on the artistic merit of Scott Stapp's discography, the best beers to crush in any situation, and a whole bunch of other crap you shouldn't car about, but probably do. Stay tuned!

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